It’s Friday, so it’s time for a round-up of some of our favorite tweets from our followers this week!
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getting that good morning text like 😉 pic.twitter.com/GZEAOfoiY9
— rachael burke (@thatsso_rachael) September 19, 2019
ooh baby I can’t wait til later when I get to hold you………..accountable
— Sofie Rimler (@sofierimler) September 20, 2019
cereal, or as i call it, milk salad,
— samyu (@librarycadet) September 13, 2019
My face when people don’t make food for their house party.
— Andrea Romano (@theandrearomano) September 18, 2019
Vs.
My face when they finally bring out a nice cheese plate. pic.twitter.com/fKHqqgz3GY
20-something cousin: OMG, all of my friends are getting married.
— Shana Genre (@GenreShana) September 18, 2019
Me: OMG, all of my friends are having kids.
My aunt: All of my friends are dying.
😧
Inspiring! This Little Girl Wants To Defend Racist Comedians On Twitter When She Grows Up
— 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 (@spinubzilla) September 18, 2019
interviewer: what are your career goals
— gerrie (@noitsgary) September 19, 2019
me: to work in a place where no one says "Caucasian" unless it's a person of color who's frustrated at some white people nonsense
turns out I’m 100% that bitch who can’t come up with a clever new spin on this joke
— Ashley Ingle (@ingleswilder) September 15, 2019
You can never be too secure with online banking. When I get the security question “Who was your first girlfriend?“ my answer is always “WellSheWasntReallyMyGirlfriendWeJustHuggedOnceInJuniorHighButEmily”
— Billy Hurley (@BillyHurls) September 18, 2019
So I guess I’m just supposed to try and get followers and likes until I die
— LANA DEL YANG (@realDANYANG) September 19, 2019