It’s Friday, so it’s time for a round-up of some of our favorite tweets from our followers this week!
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CDC: Vaping might cause infertility.
— Tori Pool (@boripool) September 10, 2019
Me: pic.twitter.com/HvfLoLX48F
when girls who are hot say they are not hot because they have one (1) friend who is hotter than them…. that is now ELECTRIC CHAIR, HONEY!!!
— Cassandra Kyriazis (KEER-ee-ay-ziss) (@CassandraKy) September 11, 2019
Meeting newborns be like: "This 8-pound growth just came out of my vagina, wanna hold it?"
— Amanda ReCupido (@amandarecupido) September 11, 2019
How I look tryna do my makeup like the euphoria kids pic.twitter.com/hcxGfsFYEi
— Alison Williams (@therealalisonw) September 10, 2019
I need motivation to clean my room. So I googled how to get motivated to clean my room, it says “go out for a run” BUT I NEED MOTIVATION FOR THAT TOO🤷🏻♀️
— Jackie Benhayon (@jackiebenhayon) September 11, 2019
a website just made me do a math problem to confirm my identity and you can't convince me this isn't a personal vendetta against me personally who has a degree in an artistic field
— Emmy Potter 🌲🌎 (@emmylanepotter) September 11, 2019
I'm at a fancy bar and this is how the bathrooms in the basement are marked. This is perfect because I love solving elaborate Silent Hill riddles when I need to pee. pic.twitter.com/Ye1ZNoCp3B
— Harmony (@harmonopoly) September 12, 2019
People be like “I don’t believe in astrology” and then go to a church and ask god for permission to take birth control.
— John McCain’s Daughter (@awkwardbrowngrl) September 10, 2019
Do you think he…
— Tara Millette (@LazyGinger) September 12, 2019
*takes off sunglasses*
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