What doesn’t kill you kinda makes you wish it did
She believed she could, so she applied and a mediocre man got the job instead
Be strong, be bold, be entirely someone else online
It’s okay not to be okay as long as your co-workers don’t see
Tough times never last, but adult acne does
Don’t cry because it’s over, sob so hard you dry-heave instead
There is no force more powerful than a woman who really, really has to pee
May my heart be kind, my mind fierce, and my spirit get its shit together
Don’t tell people your plans, show them your Google Calendar instead
Those who matter don’t mind and those who mind are honestly keeping you up at night