It’s Friday, so it’s time for a round-up of some of our favorite tweets from our followers this week!
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Me taking my ass to therapy even though i don’t really feel like going pic.twitter.com/9spTY1D9BA
— Virginia Dickens (@VlRGlNlADlCKENS) August 7, 2019
out-screamed a toddler tonight at longhorn steakhouse 💅💅💅💅💅
— Greg Mania (@gregmania) August 5, 2019
once i figure out how to start drinking iced coffee before i wake up it's over for you bitches
— Victoria Edel (@victoriaedel) August 8, 2019
You know you're an adult when hidden storage in furniture makes your whole week
— kamehameHAHA (@AmeerahSanders) August 5, 2019
When I’m at an event and I see a free shirt I can use for pajamas pic.twitter.com/odXg4AE9JV
— Abby 🌸🌟✨🎀💜🙃🦄 (@1AbbyRoad) August 7, 2019
So horny for it to be fall so i can sob watching when harry met sally
— (Nat)alie Torres (@nataliesnorres) August 6, 2019
extremely hypocritical of me to stand by the belief that people need to keep their bad opinions to themselves while dispensing all of mine on the internet like they’re PEZ pellets
— bb queen (@AwkTram) August 7, 2019
I forced a bot to watch every episode of a Joss Whedon show and then made it get a degree in writing and now it goes on twitter for validation because it’s the creation of an indifferent god
— Sara Ghaleb 🎙 (@SaraGhaleb) August 6, 2019
The most unrealistic part of the Harry Potter books was that we never got to read about a single owl ever taking a dump in someone's cornflakes during the morning post.
— Michelle Drozdork (@drozphallic) August 8, 2019
My chic variation on “I need to speak to your manager.” pic.twitter.com/aVwxg32YRV
— Bailey Norton (@baileyenorton) August 6, 2019