- Holding hands on the beach at sunset
- Drinking green smoothies and actually enjoying them
- Eating lavish, gourmet meals with friends at fancy restaurants, laughing, and getting nothing stuck in their teeth
- Flying first class to Fiji, drinking complimentary champagne, and remaining totally relaxed as they hurtle through the air
- Meeting photogenic dogs and becoming their best friends
- Marching for women’s rights while holding really clever posters you never would have thought of, which they wrote in even block letters that are spaced out perfectly on the poster board, wearing bandanas around their necks, and not even sweating or anything even though it’s 85 degrees out
- Having so much sex — like, hot, movie sex
- Meditating in a gorgeous wheat field at dawn, but it’s not dewy at all and the temperature is perfect
- Dashing off a casual, yet hilarious tweet that instantly goes viral, then sipping their matcha latte and accepting a stranger’s compliment about their scarf, which is really pretty and soft
- Reading every new, hot book on the bestseller list within a week of its release
- KonMari’ing the shit out of their already perfectly designed minimalist apartment that has wall-to-wall built-in bookshelves
- Relaxing in their luxurious bed, lounging on their perfectly white down comforter and drinking coffee they’ve apparently never once spilled
- Hiking and enjoying it
- Attending hip museum installations full of mirrors and neon lights that you didn’t really want to go to except now you kind of do
- Volunteering with organizations that track down adorable baby sea turtles and returning them to sea by guiding them along the beach because they’re the baby turtles’ mom now
- Eating $14 cupcakes and $37 donuts and never worrying about money or gaining any weight
- Having babies that always smile and never cry and already dress better than you
- Writing and producing things constantly
- Watching as tiny birds and other woodland creatures flutter about designing them a sparkly, one-of-a-kind ball gown
- Attending cocktail parties at famous people’s mansions that they were invited to because the things they constantly write and produce are brilliant while wearing the bespoke woodland creature gown
- Certainly not looking at Instagram
- No one except you is looking at Instagram.