Identified for my core competency, I was placed at the bottom of a human pyramid.
Tips for Amusing Yourself, a “Creative” with Few Artistic Outlets, During Month 14 of Your Quarantine-Marriage
You just need to think outside the box.
Meet Funny-ish’s New Managing Editor: Xu Mason!
Welcome, Xu!
QUIZ: Is He Cheating, or Is He Balls Deep in a New 5,000 Piece Scenic Jigsaw Puzzle?
A classic quandry.
An Open Letter to My Dog About His Cancelled Birthday Party
I know you are missing all your friends like Taco, Sasha Fierce, and Fluffy, but it’s just not safe right now, okay?
9 Things You’ll Never Read on a Food Blog
NOTE: Prep times don’t account for your incompetent knife skills or your real-life interruptions.
If Sia Can Write Music and Get Nominated for Two Golden Globes, Why Can’t I Write Hope, a Blatant Rip-Off Done WAY Better?
If an overconfident pop star’s obsessive focus on a teenage girl can produce a Golden Globe-nominated vehicle, then who’s to say I can’t do the same?
I’m Jergens Ultra Healing Lotion, Dying to Be Squeezed
It’s hard out here for a lotion bottle.
We Cannot Allow Solar Panels in This Country Because Children Might Eat Them
Think about it. Have you ever seen a kid try to eat an oil rig?
20 Things Better Than My First Time Drinking
12. The first 14 seconds of a shower…before the thoughts start happening.