I know you will love this because you love me and my beauty.
How to Select And Prepare A Winning Turkey: A Recipe From the Democratic Party Cookbook
4. Position the turkey in the center, slightly to the left.
Other Ways to Say, “I Drive for Uber”
I supply needed change to consumers who are unsatisfied with their physical location.
Person Who Didn’t Vote in 2016 Absolutely Appalled by The State of Things
“Womens’ rights are under attack and this is exactly why we need more women in government,” said Herbert, who failed to vote for a woman in a Presidential election when the opportunity presented itself.
Pandemic Shmandemic, Let’s Get Back to Sports!
What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
Umbrellas Become Increasingly Politicized
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
CDC Finds America Full Of Fucking Idiots
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
Our Dystopian Future #6: Harvard Welcomes Its Newest Visiting Lecturer, The Dark Lord Sauron
Starting this fall, Sauron will bring the leadership lessons learned from his approximately 54,000 years of physical existence exclusively to our institution.
Four New Hobbies to Pick Up Once You Realize You Will Never Be a Twitter Sensation
Face it: your dreams of becoming a twitter sensation are dead. It’s time to find a new hobby.
I’ve Never Had Sex But I Think I’d Be Really Good At It!
I’ve seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn at least fifty times.