What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
Starting this fall, Sauron will bring the leadership lessons learned from his approximately 54,000 years of physical existence exclusively to our institution.
Face it: your dreams of becoming a twitter sensation are dead. It’s time to find a new hobby.
I’ve seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn at least fifty times.
That would show everyone–everyone who ever said I would never amount to anything.
The Target is survived by the Target Corporation, the 8th-largest retailer in the United States.
9) Not out yet but just wait for five minutes before the end.