What better way to heal than returning to sports? Sports doesn’t divide. It brings people together. Just ask a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan — they love each other!
Umbrellas Become Increasingly Politicized
All while the White House continues to insist that, in fact, it is not raining.
CDC Finds America Full Of Fucking Idiots
“I’m just glad we can finally conclusively say once and for all that you motherfuckers are dumb and are gonna get us all killed.”
Our Dystopian Future #6: Harvard Welcomes Its Newest Visiting Lecturer, The Dark Lord Sauron
Starting this fall, Sauron will bring the leadership lessons learned from his approximately 54,000 years of physical existence exclusively to our institution.
Four New Hobbies to Pick Up Once You Realize You Will Never Be a Twitter Sensation
Face it: your dreams of becoming a twitter sensation are dead. It’s time to find a new hobby.
I’ve Never Had Sex But I Think I’d Be Really Good At It!
I’ve seen Twilight: Breaking Dawn at least fifty times.
Thoughts on Finding a Seven-Foot-Tall Giant Plush Hansa Giraffe in the Mastermind Toys Online Catalogue
That would show everyone–everyone who ever said I would never amount to anything.
A Celebration of Life for the Late Minneapolis Target
The Target is survived by the Target Corporation, the 8th-largest retailer in the United States.
50 Honest and Realistic Lesbian Movie Titles
9) Not out yet but just wait for five minutes before the end.