You stab us, we stab you! …JK, we don’t believe in revenge stabbings!
Teacher Appreciation Week: A Desperate Plea
We have to knock this thing out of the park.
Alternative Uses for Your Liquid Concealer Now That Your Under-Eye Circles Have Chosen Permanent Visibility and You Do Not Care
#1: Painting tasteful semi-abstract nudes
How to Tell if He Loves the Ancient Aliens TV Series Ironically, or Like, For Real
Because you have to know.
Hot Pickup Lines from Dead Philosophers
God is dead, and so is this bar. Wanna get outta here? – Friedrich Nietzsche
Things Real Housewives Have Been Mistaken For Post-Surgery
Ramona Singer was mistaken for a kitchen sink.
Welcome to Amazon Crime!
Amazon Crime is your one-stop underworld shop.
Do You Have A Moment For Some Unsolicited Male Feedback?
Just an idea, but what if…
Hi! It’s Me, Your Friend From the Laundry Room Sophomore Year of College. Have You Thought About Buying doTERRA?
How are you? Are you still using Tide Extra Brite?
An Open Letter to My Boyfriend Whose Shit I Tossed While He Was Traveling
I know somebody’s going to love your dad’s chair for the butt imprint alone.