These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.
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Okay, I'm Pretty Sure Bumble is Deleting My Matches
I think there must be something wrong with the software or the algorithm.
Thanks for Choosing HubGrub!
“I listen to too many true crime podcasts” option: your delivery driver will walk to your residence slowly, set your order outside WITH BOTH HANDS SHOWING, and leave the premises as quickly as possible.
The Narrator In "Santa Baby" Reflects On Why She Got Coal This Christmas
Admittedly a single woman probably doesn’t need her own yacht; I ought to have asked to charter someone else’s vessel instead.
I Am The Peach Emoji, and I Am Now A Symbol of Political Resistance, Not A Butt
I know how I would like to be remembered, and it’s for more than my sex appeal. It’s as a symbol of political resistance, not a butt.
Office Holiday Party Guidelines For Professionals Working From Home
Mark yourself a Maybe. You don’t want to come off as desperate.
Our Dystopian Future #3: All I Want for Christmas Is To Hear Mariah Carey Everywhere All The Damn Time
Michael Buble, Wham, and that Josh Groban asshole can all suck it. I am ride or die for Mariah Motherfucking Carey.
10 Reasons I Am Breaking Up With My Soy Vanilla Lavender Candle I Picked Up At A Craft Fair
I am there for all of your meltdowns, but will you be there for mine?
5 Tasty Recipes to Make From Your Roommate’s Groceries
She’ll never notice! Probably.
I Am the Woman From the Peloton Ad. My Pedals Are Fueled By Rage.
This bike, like my life, is a glistening, upper-middle-class prison.