Come on, I just need you to play the jingle and then I can die!
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A Reminder From Our Social Chair Regarding Poor Attendance At The Valentine’s Day Mixer With Beta Pi
It was an absolute, unequivocal, and utter disaster on par with the Hindenburg, the Titanic, and the ending of Inception, which I still do not understand.
God Checks His Voicemails
“Well look who it is, little non-believer Ricky Gervais.”
4 Hot Sex Positions for People in Much Better Shape Than You
These active moves–which are totally achievable for the average person–are a great way to show off your athletic side.
Okay, I'm Pretty Sure Bumble is Deleting My Matches
I think there must be something wrong with the software or the algorithm.
Thanks for Choosing HubGrub!
“I listen to too many true crime podcasts” option: your delivery driver will walk to your residence slowly, set your order outside WITH BOTH HANDS SHOWING, and leave the premises as quickly as possible.
The Narrator In "Santa Baby" Reflects On Why She Got Coal This Christmas
Admittedly a single woman probably doesn’t need her own yacht; I ought to have asked to charter someone else’s vessel instead.
I Am The Peach Emoji, and I Am Now A Symbol of Political Resistance, Not A Butt
I know how I would like to be remembered, and it’s for more than my sex appeal. It’s as a symbol of political resistance, not a butt.
Office Holiday Party Guidelines For Professionals Working From Home
Mark yourself a Maybe. You don’t want to come off as desperate.
Our Dystopian Future #3: All I Want for Christmas Is To Hear Mariah Carey Everywhere All The Damn Time
Michael Buble, Wham, and that Josh Groban asshole can all suck it. I am ride or die for Mariah Motherfucking Carey.